short funny quotes about love

short funny quotes about love





short funny quotes about love short funny quotes about love short funny quotes about love



short funny quotes about love short funny quotes about love short funny quotes about love







War makes thieves and peace hangs them. ~George Herbert



A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. ~Joseph Campbell



Your body is a temple, but only if you treat it as one. ~Astrid Alauda



The most dangerous kind of waste is the waste we do not recognize. ~Shigeo Shingo



It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. ~A. Bartlett Giamatti, "The Green Fields of the Mind," Yale Alumni Magazine, November 1977



Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans. ~Peter F. Drucker



All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. ~Raymond Hull



If you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you'll die a lot of times. ~Dean Smith



The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman. ~Martin H. Fischer



If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair. ~Samuel Johnson



It's easy to believe in magic when you're young. Anything you couldn't explain was magic then. It didn't matter if it was science or a fairy tale. Electricity and elves were both infinitely mysterious and equally possible - elves probably more so. ~Charles de Lint It's easy to cry "bug" when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully. ~Doug Vargas



A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~Paul Sweeney



The barrenest of all mortals is the sentimentalist. ~Thomas Carlyle, Sir Walter Scott, in London and Westminster Review, 12 November 1838



It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self. ~Agnes Repplier



If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it. ~Immanuel Hermass von Fichte



The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game. The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game. ~Chuck Tanner, quoted in The Sporting News, 15 July 1985



Now and then it's good to list all the things you regularly do for which there was once a good reason. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. ~Ezra Pound



Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. ~Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety. ~Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren



When you use a manual push mower, you're "cutting" down on pollution and the only thing in danger of running out of gas is you! ~Grey Livingston